Nimeni nu moare virgin...viata i-o trage fiecaruia cel putin o data!



La intrebarea "Ai facut sex vreodata cu un coleg de servici?" exista un raspuns sincer:
"Am intretinut relatii sexuale zilnice cu seful meu direct. El ma futea la cap si pe mine ma durea in cur!"



Doi indragostiti stau pe iarba intr-un parc, ea delicata si sfioasa, el nerabdator si incordat. Mereu alti si alti indragostiti vin sa se aseaze pe iarba. Incepe sa se insereze,iar vantul adie usor aducand aproape miresme de ierburi parfumate... Ea: Ce mult imi place cum canta greierii! El: Nu sunt greieri, sunt fermoare.



A lucra intr-o organizatie mare este ca si cum ai folosi prezervativul in timpul unei partide de sex. Iti da o senzatie de incredere si securitate personala in timp ce esti futut.



Seara, Ion si Maria se pregatesc de culcare. Ion iese afara sa se usureze. Se intoarce peste citeva minute cu pantalonii uzi. Maria il intreaba:
- Ploua?
- Nu, bate vintul.



Scufita Rosie stia drumul de acum catre casa bunicii si a luat-o pe unde trebuie. Sora-sa, Scufita Verde, nu stia drumul si a luat-o peste tot...



De ce fetele coboara privirea cind primesc o declaratie de dragoste?
- Ca sa verifice daca e adevarat...



Diferenta intre fumatori si nefumatori
- Exista vreo diferentza intre un mort care a fumat si unul care n-a fumat?
- Exista! Mortul care n-a fumat e mai sanatos!

Noroc cu chiuveta ...
O fetita vede pe strada un catel care tocmai facea vrute si nevrute cu o catelusa si il intreaba pe tatal sau ce fac. Tatal, jenat, ii raspunde:
- Catelusa nu vrea sa se duca acasa si ciinele incearca sa o duca el acasa.
- Ahaa... e ca ieri cu mama, noroc ca se tinea bine de chiuveta, altfel postasul o ducea in mod sigur la posta...

Ingeras
- Mamico, mi-ai spus, ca ingerii au aripi si pot zbura, da?
- Desigur, scumpa mea.
- Aseara, cand tu nu erai, am auzit cum tata ii spunea menajerei 'Ingeras'. Ea cand o sa zboare?
- Maine dimineata, scumpo, maine dimineata!



O zi minunata! In fiecare zi










Nobody dies virgin ... life and a draw each at least once!

When asked "Have you ever had sex with a coworker?" there is a direct response:
"We have daily sex with my boss directly. He fucking me in the head and it hurt me in the ass!"

Two lovers sit on the grass in a park, her gentle and shy, anxious and tense it. Other and other lovers always come to sit on the grass. Begins to enter, and the wind blows almost bringing light scented fragrance of herbs ... She: What I like how the crickets sing! He: No crickets, are firm.

Working in a large organization is just like using a condom during sex. Gives you a feeling of confidence and personal security while being fucked.

Evening, John and Mary are getting ready for bed. John goes out to ease. A few minutes later returned with wet pants. Mary asks:
- Rain?
- No, the wind blows.

Little Red Riding Hood knew the way to grandmother's house and now took her place. His sister, Green Riding Hood, knew the road and took her everywhere ...

Why girls look down when they receive a declaration of love?
- To check if it's true ...

Difference between smokers and nonsmokers
- Is there diferentza who smoked between one dead and one who did not smoke?
- There! Dead who never smoked is more healthy!

Cheers to the sink ...
A girl sees a dog on the street just wanted neuritis made a dog and asked his father what they do. His father, embarrassed, answered,
- Dog wants to go home and try to get her dog home.
- Ahaa ... yesterday's mom, lucky hang sink, otherwise a postman went to post for sure ...

Angel
- Mommy, you said, that angels have wings and can fly, right?
- Of course, darling.
- Last night, when you were not, I heard my father called him housekeeper 'angel'. When you fly it?
- Tomorrow morning, baby, tomorrow morning!


A wonderful day! Every day